Duke Nukem, the iconic video game character, is famous for his one-liners, sarcastic remarks, and witty comebacks. From his signature catchphrase, “It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all outta gum,” to his crude insults directed at his enemies, Duke Nukem’s quotes have become a part of gaming culture. In this article, we will delve into some of the most memorable Duke Nukem quotes and explore what makes them so enduringly popular. Whether you’re a long-time fan of the series or just discovering Duke Nukem for the first time, there’s something about his irreverent humor that is sure to entertain.
Best Duke Nukem Quotes
- “I’m Duke Nukem and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!”
- “It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all outta gum!”
- “Hail to the king, baby!”
- “Looks like it’s time to kill some aliens!”
- “I’m gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck!”
- “I’m not afraid of death, but I prefer to kick ass first.”
- “Damn, I’m looking good!”
- “I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m an atomic powered sex machine!”
- “I’m gonna put the smack dab on your candy ass!”
- “I’m gonna tear you a new one!”
- “I’m gonna rip out your eyeballs and piss on your brain!”
- “Your face, your ass, what’s the difference?”
- “Eat shit and die!”
- “I’m gonna make you my bitch!”
- “I’ll rip your head off and shit down your neck!”
- “I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum!”
- “You’re an inspiration for birth control.”
- “I’m gonna give you a permanent vacation!”
- “Time to die, alien scum!”
- “I’m Duke Nukem, and you’re my next victim!”
- “I’m gonna make you my new ashtray!”
- “I’ll rip your heart out and show it to you before you die!”
- “Your ass is grass, and I’m the lawnmower!”
- “I’m gonna stomp your guts!”
- “I’m gonna bust your head open!”
- “I’ll rip off your arm and beat you with the wet end!”
- “You’re gonna die with your boots on!”
- “I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m gonna put a boot in your ass!”
- “I’ll rip your spleen out and use it as a napkin!”
- “I’m gonna make you regret being born!”
- “I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m all about kicking ass!”
- “You’re gonna regret the day you messed with Duke Nukem!”
- “I’m gonna skullfuck you!”
- “I’m gonna make you my personal bitch!”
- “I’m gonna take a dump on your chest!”
- “I’m Duke Nukem, and you’re gonna die like a pig!”
- “I’m gonna make you bleed!”
- “I’m gonna skullfuck your corpse!”
- “You’re gonna die like a bitch!”
- “I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m the man with the plan!”
- “I’m gonna give you a one-way ticket to hell!”
- “I’m gonna rearrange your face!”
- “I’m gonna make you swallow your own teeth!”
- “I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum!”
- “I’m gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!”
- “I’m gonna make you wish you never crossed me!”
- “I’m gonna beat you like a rented mule!”
- “I’m gonna tear you apart!”